And another!
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bed bath one
day when one of them noticed that there was a slight response
on the monitor when one of them washed her private parts.
They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable
movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened,
telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex
will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd
close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and
went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's
monitor flat-lined - no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran
back into the room.
"What happened!?" they cried.
The husband replied, "I'm not sure........
Maybe she choked!"
Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bed bath one
day when one of them noticed that there was a slight response
on the monitor when one of them washed her private parts.
They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable
movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened,
telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex
will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd
close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and
went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's
monitor flat-lined - no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran
back into the room.
"What happened!?" they cried.
The husband replied, "I'm not sure........
Maybe she choked!"
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Posted by
Netter |
10:48 PM
Where did you hear these? I wasn't expecting that punch line.
Posted by
Anonymous |
10:49 PM