Couldn't resist!
Posting this one!
An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live alone by the railway? Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the train tracks, like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place.
Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, in the bedroom, living room, kitchen, bathroom, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, like doggies, every position imaginable!
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky bastard - was she pretty?"
"Dunno... I never found the head."
An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live alone by the railway? Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the train tracks, like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place.
Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, in the bedroom, living room, kitchen, bathroom, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, like doggies, every position imaginable!
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky bastard - was she pretty?"
"Dunno... I never found the head."
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10:45 PM
Christopher...that is terrible! lol
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